Archive for April, 2012

guess dis – Dwama!

Posted in games'n'fun, Teddies talk - wessons in widdles, twuble, Wellness ~ Beauty ~ Healing ~ Health with tags , , , , , , , on April 30, 2012 by teddytom4u

Peopol,

today’s guess dis game is all bout dwama. not the dwama llama though, cuz no-body needs that sort of dwama in their lives, wight? wight!

 

noooo, i am talksing bouts the weal dwama, like fwom da theatre… an to makes it easierst on you’s all – it is fwom a play by Willy Shakes-da-Spear *giggle-blush* – omigod i soooo hopes i am not in twuble now *blushes morer*

 

ahem, anyhow!

 

so, what play is it fwom?

here is da picture…

maybe it will helps you if you wook at the pic fwom left to wight, wight?

 

well, i said maybe

 

but mayhaps dat hint helps not

 

so, can you guesses it?

 

cans you?

 

cans YOU???

 

 

noo???

 

well i has hinteds you alweady,

 

so when

you 

 

scroll

 

down

 

you

 

will

 

discover

 

the

 

solutunnn

 

weady?

 

 

SPOILER ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

 It is fwom the monologue of *Hamlet, Prince of Denmark* to bee or not to bee 

*giggle-fits*

 got the fun pun? to be or not to be – be and bee,

giggles like cwayzey!!!

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see, i kiddeds you not, its weavy from a famous dwama, wookie

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love

doucette

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chocolate~nutella~southern-comfort~brownies stowy!

Posted in Modelling, witings, yummies! with tags , , , , , , , on April 28, 2012 by teddytom4u

Peopol, dis is not an all new stowy, an some of my fans have already readed it, but i fink it is worth to be repeated on my own blog an an an so here goes:

Mrs. Teddy’s Irresistible Chocolate~Nutella~Southern Comfort Brownies 

  1
Oh my, what do i see?
Daddy Teddy left a supwize for me
smells so yummy, weavy wight
gonna fork me, just a bite!

2
teddie doucette can’t resist
it tastes so good, and warm still it’s
Daddy sure must understand
this taste doucette cannot with-stand

3
before doucette can realize
she already is rolling her eyes
these brownies have their own magic
to not yum them up: it would be tragic

  4
swiftly climbs the widdle teddie
into the plate, she is already
a little bit dizzy from the booze
she is sure Daddy will excuse!  

5
she yums the brownies, our little fella
what littles could resist nutella?
 Southern Comfort makes her tipsy
she did not know that it is whisky

6
Daddy Teddy, that’s so good
more of it i eating would
You won’t believe what i found out…
that plate is a merry-go-round!!!!!

all poems an pictures are copyright 2011 TeddyTom4u@yahoo.com (thats my Daddy!) 

an extwa thanks to Mrs Teddy for making dose yummie bwownies, too! 

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love

doucette

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Twicks Gwandma knew… lemon-aids *giggles*

Posted in Twicks, Wellness ~ Beauty ~ Healing ~ Health, yummies! with tags , , , , , , , on April 27, 2012 by teddytom4u

LEMON-AIDS

Today on Twicks Gwandma knew i will introduce you to some twicks you can performs when hasing an usings a lemon.

 That is why i callsed this blog entry lemon-aids *giggles* because it is about the aids (helps) from lemon an an an dats a fun pun wif lemonades, the lemon made dwink too (giggles morer)

ahem, so first of all we need to know what a lemon is, an an supwize!!! it is a fruit! a citrus fruit even. an wookie how beautifuls an fresh it wooks

Some of you girls an boys too, have habits that will makes the skin or nails go yucky  an dirty… wike, when you smokes or uses nail polish too much, it will leave stains on your paws!

well, no pwobwem wif the treasure chest of twicks from our Gwandma’s an the LEMON-AIDS. Just take a fresh lemon and squeeze it tight. When you makes a widdle hole into the thick skin, an closes your eyes, your squeezage will let the juice splash out, an when you directs it to a glass you can collects that precious juice. just dont get any into your eyes, or you will be cwying like a baby!

so sads, i am all cwying n sobbing, wah!

anyway, you now takes the lemon juice an an an apply it on the stains on your paws… it will naturally bleach your nails an skin, an that way you will wooks all awesum agains!

 But lemon juice can does morers for you too!

With summer approaching an for some peopol even wifout dat, it is possuble we will be sweating an feeling all sorts of yucky all ova! Again, Gwandma just produces dose yellow fruit an winks at us knowingly. She too knew how yucky it feels to sweat, but in her day, the girls knew dem twicks. Dey had no deo’s back then, an an so, they would just slice up a lemon, an lick the fruit meat an sucks the sour juice out of it s-l-o-w-l-y an miracle oh miracle, the sweating got less!

  

Now ain’t that awesums???? I believe it is even awesome-sauce! 

So now you know, that if life treats you wif lemons, you can count on lemon-aids *giggles all ova da place*

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love

doucette

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Funnie Houses in Bavaria (pt. 5) places of worship

Posted in Modelling, Spiritual & Mystical, Travels with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on April 25, 2012 by teddytom4u

Peopol,

rural Bavaria is covered in places of worship, an it comes in many forms… like every village has at least one church, but often dere are wots and wots of dem churches standing about… in all shapes, sizes an colors… wookie!

 

in a sort of district village, i discovered this church… an i do asks myself, whose church it is… because wookie, the door makes a reverted cross, and above the door there is a wooden sign, like a crowned horned head :-s SCAWY! 

but dat is obviously not the only places of worship… so are the breweries too!

 See, Beer is Big in Bavaria!!! a huge bear’s brewery. yes us bears has our own church’o beer! 


for whom the bell tolls…

in the name of the barrel, the mug and the sacred bottle, ah-men!  

 beer garden for the congrigatunnnn! 

But other spiritual influences do creep into rural Bavaria even…. 

 wots of Bavarian men wook wike Happy Buddha, wif belly, an smile *giggles*


  there are also dragon worshippers… some husbands say,

“gotta go home,dude, my dragon at home will be furious!”… *giggle-fits*


 we have ZEN moments here too, sometimes even wifout being dwunk *giggle-snorts*


  wells are in every village an dey get celebrated an decorated…

those are still remains from pagan Goddess worship, water, source of life

an of course there are those many forests,

an dats where i wuv to worship the mostest

wight? wight!

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love

doucette

8:@

deco-rational flower power!

Posted in games'n'fun, Modelling, shopping!, Travels with tags , , , on April 24, 2012 by teddytom4u

Giggles!

 

peopooool, i wuv n wuv n wuv dem flowers!!! Dids you notices? no, nooooooo? now weavy, i like poses all da time wif my fwiends dat are the daughters an sons of da Goddess Flora! Why? cuz cuz cuz they are freagrant, an beautifuls, an colorfuls, an bright an kind an all shades of awesums!

 

an an an i wuv dem flowers in any settings. i wike paintings of dem, an photographies, as well as dem cut flowers you puts in a vase, or dem flowers you plant in a pot, or in your garden an yards, or those in the wilderness… dey are all da awesome, wight? wight!

 

So anyways, in dis blog i will show you some pots dem peopol has planteds in front of their stores or homes into  pots bigs and littles  for decoratiunnn reasons, an in many an one i poses in dem, so you get an idea how i was surroundeds by beautie! enjoy!!!!!

 sitting amongs dem flowers, 

an rejoicing in their powers! 

 dat cowboy reflectunnn? 

dats the shadow of Daddy TeddyTom4u takings da picture!!!

while in the Bavarian tundra, where i live, no flower was to be seen

the Bavarian taiga already had this yellow flower dream! 

oh girls, don’t wook so grumpy, instead let’s dance… an has fun a widdle

no i did not bwing my fiddle, but i will tickles you, an makes you giggle! 

an last not least, to has you float

wookie at this flower-‘boat’ 

Oh an an an, fun widdle game for you: if you can guesses what kind of shop the flowers are in front of? in da picture wif Daddy’s reflectiun on it? uhu, that square wooden pot filled wif flowers, in pic #2… well cans you?

*giggles*

it is a butchers shop. would you has thunked? 

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love

doucette

8:@

guess dis game (4) – cans you guesses it or wot?

Posted in games'n'fun, Ha!, l'entourage, Modelling with tags , , , , on April 24, 2012 by teddytom4u

Peopol,

to lighten things up, i prepareds another fun guessing game round, so dont be too square *giggles* did you get my fun pun? dont be SQUARE for there is a new ROUND gigglesnorts*

you suwe wemebers dem rules, i shows you a picture an you guesses what it stands for. well if you cans, dat it. if you cannot, no pwobwem, i will has da solution bellow for you. awesum, wight? wight!

we are talksing a proverb, dis time all of da proverb….

 

 

 


 so what could dis be? huh? did you has your guess?

 

well wooksie on da picture… 

 

okies, so i wills gives it away now….

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weady?

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*giggles* 

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are you suwe you wanna know?

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 *giggles morer*

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okies…

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SPOILER ALERT!!!!!

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“You can count on me!” 

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* gigglefit!*

Hope your guessing was fun too!

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love

doucette

8:@

Twicks Gwandma knew… how to have a skin, like kissed by dew!

Posted in Modelling, Uncategorized, Wellness ~ Beauty ~ Healing ~ Health, yummies! with tags , , , , , , , , , on April 23, 2012 by teddytom4u

Peopol!!!

 

I will now kiss n tell

an an an has you know one awesum widdle twick, how to make your skin appear all fresh and like kissed by dew!

 

It is from the treasure chest of wisdom of dem Grannies, an it works completely wifout any chemical or make up! Now dat sounds awesum, wight? wight! well an it is awesum, an one of dem twicks the better informsed models would uses!

 

What you need for dat one? Onions!

the vegetable near my paws? thats the onions! 

you will need to peel the onions from its skin and cut it in 4 parts. I will not be kidsing you, when cutting a fresh onion you will prolly cwy some tears. Do not makes da mistake to put the paw that touchesed the onion to your eyes, or you will cwy even morer! 

 so sads, i am all cwying n sobbing, wah!Onions bite pwetty hard! And thats not vewwy pwetty at that *le pout*

Put the 4 quarters of the peeled onion into a bowl and fill it up with fresh cold tab water. Place the whole thing into your fridge.

The next day, you drink that water in 3-4 portions, and repeat the proceedings again, for 3-4 days. It is twue, your breath will not be of roses, but your skin will wooks like it was kissed by dew. Only lil downside, no-one else  will be wanting to be kissings you *giggle fit*

 

But in another blog, i will tells you what helps against bad breath, so…. you can enjoy the onion’s anyway. wight? wight! 

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love

doucette

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