Archive for September, 2012

twicks, gwandma knew: a miricul callsed aluminum foil

Posted in Spiritual & Mystical, Teddies talk - wessons in widdles, Twicks, Wellness ~ Beauty ~ Healing ~ Health with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 27, 2012 by teddytom4u

Wisten, peopol,

today on twicks gwandma knew we wanna talks about a miricul pwoduct all of you has heards abouts, an most of you has useds, but not for its miricul capacities. We are talksing of the silvery and shiny aluminum foil.

Of coursie you can uses it to keep your stuff fresh, or wrapp your potatoes, onions and apples up in it before hasing it thrown into the blaze of your fire, so them can be safely cooksed.

 

But you can do so much morer with aluminum foil, just asks gwanny, wight? wight! wike, dids you know you can make music wif aluminum foil? Just folds it around a comb and hum into it, it makes the mostest funnie noises!

But aluminum foil can do even morer! If your scissors are all dull, fwom cutting all da paper an stuffs –  just cut into aluminum foil wif dem, repeatedly an from fifferent angles – an an an, it will sharpen your scissors! Just pay attentunnn that you dont accidently cut your paws, cuz dat hurts quite a wot, an the aluminum foil wont be able to magically undo that demage!!!

There is yet another magicul use of aluminum foil. You have to place it into a glass or a porcelain bowl, and add regular salt on top. Than you fill it up wif boiling water an stirr the whole thing, till the salt is dissolved (dont burn yourself tho!!!), an then you add silverwear an silver jewelry that has gone black. As time passes, it will become all shiny agains, wifout any chemicals an wif much less effort! Granted, the water will stink a lot, but its still bettur than having to hand-polish them blackened silver stuffs, wight? wight.

you can also use aluminum foil to gift wrapp  your gift parculs!

If you twy to make artistic picshures, you might want to use aluminum foil in da back-gwound, so the flash light is bettur reflecteds. It also works wif a scanner. Unbelievuble, wot gwanny alweady knew, an dems did not even has scanners yet *giggles*

Oh an an an, know wot? Some peopol claim, that if you wear a hat of aluminum foil, no-one, not even dem aliens can read your mind. Tho gwanny doubts, that it is too practical. It may also not be too fashionable, by the way.

but if it helps, wight?

*giggle-fit*

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guess dis, game – bands!

Posted in games'n'fun, Travels with tags , , , , , , , on September 26, 2012 by teddytom4u

Peopol,

lets twy somefing slightly fifferent, today, an not guess a song but a band, just from a picshure from my modelings… you say impossuble? oooh dont be a spoil-sport, it will be all easier, pwomise!

herer is da picshure!

wot is there 3 times in dis picshure?

so….

 da band we are looksing forer, if you havent gots it yet… has been wike big in da flower power hippie time!

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the lead vocals singer is dead an burried in France, Paris to be precise – though the fans dont wanna believe he is dead at all

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so could i light your fire?

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ooh and derer was a movie named the sames as the bands about da band

so?

you did get dis one, cuz it wasnt that hard, wight?

wight! it is  THE DOORS


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love

doucette

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is it the famos Scotland Yard?

Posted in Flora!!!!, games'n'fun, Modelling, Teddies talk - wessons in widdles, twuble with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 22, 2012 by teddytom4u

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Giggle!

dat title made you all curious, wight? wight! *giggles morer* but ahem, i fink da reply is, no, it is a Bavarian Yard with lots of miraculs and mysteries on its own! So do not be all disappointeds about dis not being Scotland Yard, you will see, BearVille yards are quite fun too!

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Like with Scotland Yard, there has to be a vice department too. And they are quite busy…. Wike take them dwarfs, taking a bath in plain sight!!!! Wot kind of example are you settings? hewwo?? guys?????  ,

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An of coursie these two ladie-birdie beetles, young as they were got inspired and now too have been caught in the act! Indecent exposure, an all dat…

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of course them young  goth’s only wanna hang out, and not work at all if givens da choice, but you has to have an eye on dem, so dey dont fly about causing mischief… wight? wight! ,

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meanwhile others are diligent all the time… (you have to pay attentunnn that they dont cause any accident being all overworksed and under-payeds!) ,

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others just engage in wild camping, using their mobile home, where-ever they please, incredibul!

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well sometimes you have kinda no choice though… it is either workings …… 

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or being in twuble, – an who wants to be in twuble?  – not meeeeeeee!!!!!

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love

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Bavarian Hardware Store Adventures (2): i gotta go pottieeeeeeeeeee!

Posted in shopping!, Spiritual & Mystical, Teddies talk - wessons in widdles, Travels, twuble, Wellness ~ Beauty ~ Healing ~ Health, witings with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on September 21, 2012 by teddytom4u

So, peopol,

i has alweady told you that Mrs Teddy, Daddy TeddyTom4u an i had gone to explores the hardware store in Bavaria, an wot i did not yet tells you all about are them adventures on that beary expeditunnn! But in today’s blog i has to address a beary important adventure issue, we all has experienceds, an it is kinda sorta a pressing mattur!

Wot is a girl (girl bear other otherwise) to doooooo, when you has to go pottie in a store? Have you not also been in that beary predicament, that you so need to go pee, but no out-house is to be seen? Well you may think it is funny to watch, a girl tying her legs to a knot, but i assures you that it is not, an so this blog is all about that twuble!

So i was in the hardware store, wooksing at them tools and stuff, when i suddenly wealize why my tummy feels all funnie, it is because i need to go loo. But there is no-where to go an so i searchesed an wooksie wot i found!

a whole chinese city! and yet: no-out-house, though those spheres suwe were all invitings, an comfy to sit on, an dey massaged my bladder… but i decideds not to take chances, and loo in the store, on plain sight anyway… so off i went to seek out a better suited place to get rid of dat menacing waters inside me… oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh how i needed to pee!

i asksed them owlies, where do you loo, but all they said was

hoooooooo hoooooooooo hoooooooooooooooooooooo!

so i went to ask dem other animals in the zoo,

where to do, where to leave my beary girlie loo

the birds told me to go on a flight,

and just let it rain with all my might

but i thought of Daddy, wot would He say

and could picture His face filled wif dismay

the lizard on the other hand

was trying to be helpfulls, and

he told me about his trick

climb between two shelves

and just release it!

in my dispair i considered it, but then i thought

wot would Mrs Teddy think, and re-thought

and went on to find a potty, cause i needed it and quite a lotly…

found those widdle angels, inviting me in their arms

they said they are here to ease, my pain with their charms

dear widdle angel – i said – would you mind?

if in your basket some bear pee you’d find?

ooh you’re so friendly, and yet  you say ‘no!’

ok, sowwy, then and quicklie, this girlie needs to go!!!!

found my buddies Buddhas

sitting without chairs

looksing at their faces serene

showed me how they’d care

but to my displeasure

and to my discomfort too

even in that pressing matter

they didn’t know wot to do

the way of the Tao, they trieds to explain

but by then i was already, on my desperate way!

when you need to pee – my friends be adviced

nothing is less helpful: as music making mice!
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this was not only not funny, this started becoming grief

and so you can imagine, how much i felt relievsed

when just out of no-where and right before my eyes

appeared this solid, teddie sized out-house

before anyone could notice, or even objects

i opened the lil door, right above birdie’s head

and with a quick motion, slipsed right in

because to loo in an outhouse

fore surer is no sin!

finally i could let go, of wot caused me that hurt

but i lifted my clutch up firster, so there would be no stains an no dirt

and maybe you can hear me, aaaaaah in relief

and do not tell me, your strangest believes

that it was a bird’s house, and not for me to pee

if it looks like an out-house,

an out-house it must be!

and wif that, i wave my paw like it was a hand

saysing happy WC-hunting, to you, my very friend

my adventure and my hunt went well. so much is comprehend’

when i let them waters loose, it was one happy end!

*giggle-friggle, blushel-lushel*

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love

doucette

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Visit from Fans: the Fan-Boat

Posted in Modelling, Shinies, gems, minerals, Travels, yummies! with tags , , , , , , , , , on September 19, 2012 by teddytom4u

Peopol,

imagine my supwize on a recent flea market where i helpsed Daddy TeddyTom4u guarding His booth…

all happsie i could has a coca cowa, i hearsed dat strange noisie from da river…

Daddy TeddyTom4u told me to go checks it out, there were peopol wanting to sees me!

an indeed there were peopol on a small yacht who came all the way to the flea market just to get a few minutes to talks wif me. i was so over-joysed, i even made a widdle happsie dance!

which in turn made the ladie on da boat all happsie. i wuv my fans. dey make my modeling works even the bettur!

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love

doucette

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twicks grandma knew: potted plants pimped with coffee

Posted in Flora!!!!, Modelling, Twicks, twuble with tags , , , , , , , , , , on September 13, 2012 by teddytom4u

Peopol,

most of you would not know how much i has been awound, an i even learnsed a thing or ten about gardening.

But today i wills let you in on a few twicks about how to pimp up your potted plants with coffee an stuff!

you may now go all o.O and shout it is impossuble, but maybe you keep it down instead an let me explains.

when re-potting or planting potted plants, put one or two coffee-filters flat on the bottom inside the pot – best use fresh, unused ones at that, and fill in the soil prudentlies, so the soil will not get under these layers. then plant your flower and fill in morer of the soil. before covering the pot above the plant, add some coffee from a used filter into the soil. This way, insects will not bother your plant, because dem toopids dont wike coffee  *giggles*

So, now you may asks, wot good will all that does?

well as i said, the coffee in the upper soil layers will keep nasty insects at bay, an you will safe on pesticides – which will not only pay off in your wallet, but also will reduce soiling our precious air, an water wif uncalled for toxins!

an them filters on the bottom of your potted plants?

dems will prevent that soil is flushed out the pot soiling onto your window sill or worser, your valued furniture. An that way, it will not only safe you the money for dem detergents, an helps save our environment, but also will keep you outta twuble, an saves you all da extwa works!

See, gwandma knew a few twicks, an so does i, and now you too… wight? wight!

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Expeditunnn to a Bavarian Hardware Store (1)

Posted in Modelling, shopping!, Spiritual & Mystical, Teddies talk - wessons in widdles, Travels with tags , , , , , , , on September 12, 2012 by teddytom4u

Peopol,

sometimes the adventures are far away, an you has to travel by plane or train to get therer, wight? wight! But sometimes, them adventures are right around the corner, an yet wif some imaginatunnn, you can go on expeditunnns an has adventures galore… as this mini series of blogs will shows you…

So the weason why we checksed out this spechial Bavarian Hardware Store was that Daddy TeddyTom4u discovereds through a McDonald ‘s fence that they have widdle houses, an He wanted me to pose wif dem for a blog or two.

at first glance, fru da fence, the house wooksed wuvly…

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sitting on its deck, enjoysing the view.. i could get used to this!

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as i walksed inside, i felt quite confinsed, and i decideds:

nope, this house is not IT!

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While i was trying to makes up my mind, wot house to get for me, and why,  Mrs Teddy got intrigued an so we all went into the store to checks it out! But that is what the next blog from the Hardware Store will be all about!

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doucette

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