Peopol, wistens, wistens wistens, I has some great news.
While winter is still hasings its tight grip on here, i has heard from both Mrs Teddy and Daddy TeddyTom4u that Springtime is but around the corner. An an an an, after all that snow and colds of many a day of 20C / 4f bellow zero, i am quite impatience to be hasing a decent spwing, damnit. Ooopsie, did i just say damnit out loud? Paweeze do not tell to Daddy TeddyTom4u on me that a Big word slipsed out, or i am in twuble, an an an i don’t wanna be in twuble! Espechially wif spwing-time just around the corner!!!!
being in twuble is no fun! so us widdles, especially us good bear girls, avoids it!
so, ok, you will now say, how every season has its weason, an an an thats wight of course. Wight? Wight! An you will also maybe fink, that, what the fudge is teddie doucette complainings about, she is a teddy bear and bears have a thick skin, an layers of fat, an a warm fuzzy fur for protectiun from da colds, an an an also they hibernate!
An while thats certainly twue for dem bears, an partly twue for teddies, it suwe is not so much twue for me, because wemeber? I am a photo-model, an i do not has the luxury to hibernate at all! I am lucky if i get a full nights sweep every night, because i often have unscheduled extra photo-shoots, sometimes in da middle of da night! When duty calls, you cannot let it scream, well sorta you can, but shhh thats a big big secwet an an an when you get caughts you are in Big BIG twuble!
So betta wears your brave teddie face an do gives in to the duty call, because if they catches you avoidings it, you will still has to do it an also get in twuble, and no-one wants to be in twuble!!!! espechially not i, because i am after all a good bear girl – HUMPF!
…so i used my explorer spirit and went outside our house to wooks were da spwing is hidings!
Ok, so, since Daddy TeddyTom4u and Mrs Teddy both said, spwing was just around the corner, I made a widdle tour through the back-yard and looksed if i can spots the spring. An twuly, it was a kinda warm day, well at least in the sun. It was still bellow water freezing temperature, do not get me wong. But the sun made it easier to bear (giggle! Pun, fun pun, giggle: bear, got it? Giggle!!!)
on the watch-out for spwing, but it was no-where to be seen, so i went wooksing elsewhere’s for it.…
looksed in the water container (rain-collector), but it was frozen. sure no spwing here. LE POUT!
looksed up to the skies, but no spwing dere either. so not fairs!
so I wandered around the yard, hopsing to find spwing dere, but wookie! still snow everywhere’s! (fudge!!)
even the widdle summer-house, La Villa Luna had no trace of spwing! HUMPF!!!
so i climbed up the white-thorn bushes, in hopes to see where da spwing is hidings, but still no luck. *le sigh*
So anyway, i looksed everywhere – but spring did not yet arrivsed. HUMPF. Watcha waiting for, Spwing? We all want to see you as soon as possuble, so wakes up, wakes UP, WAKES UPPPPP!!!!!
love
doucette