May the 4th be with you!

I am tellsing you peopol, not only emBEARsonating them ewoks, that i has been owiginallyin the cast for star wars! yes, i was the main inspiwatunnn for George Lukas. I has pwoof that not only the Ewoks were a peopol of doucette *giggles* but also the funny talking Guwu YODA  was actually to be played by meeheeeee!. see?

pwoof!

 

so make suwa, you dont fall for the dark knights!

 

an always fights on the wight sides!

so at the end of the day, you can say of course

i been doesing the wight thing, wif stwength and force!

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love

doucette

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Doucette, queen of Egypt

Peopol,

histowy has to be rewritten, to be mystory morer, because as i said beforer, doucette has been always and everyBEAR!. Today i will proveses to you doubters, that the history books you had in school were not sayin the whole twuf about ancient Egypt.

everyone talks about Tutankhamun and Ramses, some about Cleopatra and Nofretete, and it is twue, those were quite some awesum pharaos and queens, but did you evar read about Nofredoucette? I was the beary only female pharoette! uhu uhu! I tell no lies, wooksie, I has picshure proof fwom artifacts!

here is a close up of the Pharaoh Archer on the chariot: see? it is still all meeeeheee!

oooh i hearer you, an your doubts still. you fink, well so you were an archer on some pyramid painting – big deal, but they were building meee beary spechial BEARamids called  Sphinxes to my honor too! so, who has been reigning the ancient Egypt? doucette, doucette, lalla la Doucette! ♫

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love

doucette

8:@

Pirates of the CariBEARean

Peopol!

Many of you heard about the Pirate Jack Sparrow, but did you know there used to be beary fierce pirates in the caribearian sea? well dont wanna believes meeheee? see for yourselfer!

Them wore barts but still! wooksie closelies! And yes, doucie has sailed the 7 seas on a weal  piwate ships too. Dont believes meee? well see, there is doucie!

sailins in the morning, when the winds clash waves against the shores!

captain doucieis brave some mores!

smool clouds in the skies no wind under teh sails,

but doucie stays fierce not hasing tears of whales!

the evening sets, the sun descent,

the sea getting calmer preps for a day to end

captain doucette stll on board

wooksing for a friendly shore

counting her tweasures and blessings galore

dweamsing of a good life to be had on shore

getting all sweepsy now that sun went to bed

dreamsing of more adventures, tomorrow to be had

wight? wight. nu night

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love

doucette

8:@

 

 

Genesis: And God created….

Peopol,

I know you all have read how life came about an how God cweated all earth firster

then all them cweatures great and small, wight?

wight!

Well, you maybe are not aware, but God cweated the doucette, and there is even pwoof about it, in Rome, in the Sixtinian Chapel ceiling painting by Michelangelo: wooksie!

And because God was so fwendlies, God also cweated them papwica peppers, so the whole scene would stay widdles fwendlies. Because God makes NO mistakes!

 

so now you know all about the Genesis, and how there is doucette everybear! wight?

wight!

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love

doucette

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